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The only people who scoff at prayer are those who haven't tried it long enough!


YOU THINK YOU HAVE MONEY PROBLEMS!!!

Due to the downturn in the economy, Alcoholics Anonymous will N0

LONGER be dues and membership "Free" as has been the case for

almost 75 years. Like many businesses, AA will now be charging for

some things that used to be free, such as:


1--Being Rocketed into the 4th Dimension---$49.99 per trip, fuel

surcharge applies, extra baggage NOT included. 5th dimension trips

optional. See your sponsor for details.


2--Sponsorship--was free, NOW $9.99 per month, with 4 visits/20

phone calls per month free, after that, $2.00 each.


3--Membership Dues now $29.99/month, 10% discount for a 1-year

plan.


4--Seating charges--Each seat now $1.00 per meeting, with a 20%

discount for the 90-in-90 plan.


5--Pink Cloud was free, NOW $14.99 per cloud, with a $5.00 per event

environmental cleanup fee. These are the NEW ozone-free Pink Clouds

that do NOT add to global warming.


6--Coffee to be $1.50 per cup, with a 10% discount for 5 or more cups.

7--Hugs now will be $2.50 each.


8--Conscious Contact with GOD now $9.99/month, with the first 450

minutes free, then 0.10 cents/minute fee over. New Double your

minutes for life plan is a low $49.99 one time charge. Holidays and

weekends extra, see rate schedule, as GOD is VERY busy.


9--Accidental cell phone going off charge now set at $25.00 per

episode.


10--"I've been Thinking" fees to now be $3.00 each, with a relapse reentry

fee of only $99.99 each, if you're lucky enough to make it back

into the rooms.


11-Publication of A.A. Birthdays in Lifeline fees will be $5.00 per 5

years of sobriety. $5.00 for 1 - 5 years, $10 for 5 -10 years, etc.

Please, void where prohibited by law, AA reserves the right to change

none, all, or some of these rates at anytime, with no notice to you. If

you need a notice of change of rates, a written request may be sent to

headquarters in new York, of course, a $10.00 fee applies.


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